Rules for dating my daughter contract
Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside.The camouflaged face at the window is [email protected] i think i sure wud love to go there.wanna see if there's someone man enuff to face me. 103Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: 'early.' Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls.
Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world sex without utilizing a 'Barrier method' of some kind can kill you.
If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating.
My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Sydney Harbour Bridge .
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.
You may glance at her so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.