Dating your own sign
What starts out feeling like you're the only one who gets them turns into you wishing you never met them in the first place, from how much they toy with your emotions.The biggest mystery isn't them—it's why you date them for so long in the first place.They complain to you about problems they should be telling a therapist, they tag along every time you do a BFFs-only night, and OMG, they will NOT. Leo Ruled by the Sun, you love the limelight and anyone who will give it to you.But, TBH, you will also totally chase for it, because impressing people is sort of your Enter: The hot 'n' cold douche, who goes all out to make you feel like regal AF one moment (especially with gestures other people can see, like sending 0 roses to your desk on Valentine's Day), only to take it all away the next.They make you feel 1000% unique, which you love, and totally replaceable, which you don't, but man, does it keep you invested just to prove them wrong.Eventually, even you get tuckered out from all the back-and-forth, but this one is just so hard to quit. You're prone to spreading yourself too thin and not noticing, and you are REALLY bad at asking for help when you can just do the thing yourself (even if it kinda kills you)..pass_color_to_child_links a.u-inline.u-margin-left--xs.u-margin-right--sm.u-padding-left--xs.u-padding-right--xs.u-absolute.u-absolute--center.u-width--100.u-flex-align-self--center.u-flex-justify--between.u-serif-font-main--regular.js-wf-loaded .u-serif-font-main--regular.amp-page .u-serif-font-main--regular.u-border-radius--ellipse.u-hover-bg--black-transparent.web_page .u-hover-bg--black-transparent:hover.
And one of the most confusing is, seriously, why do you keep dating the same crappy people over and over again? So, you date people who fit the bill: Hot, stupid-good in bed, getting that bread, killing the game in their industry, sport, or whatever it is they care about.monsters (as you're pretty analytical when it comes to red flags)–they're just bleh compared to you, and never contribute as much to the relationship.They're the types who, yeah, will plan a date or tidy up the bathroom if you , but that's the thing: you ALWAYS have to say it first.Simply put: Your poison is flings who are SO fun to be around that, when they suddenly ask you to be their partner, you agree, even if part of you wonders if they're solid boo material. Capricorn Your serious, workaholic ass tolerates no fools—but, okay, you also have SUCH a love-hate thing for people you see as cocky, super-annoying competition. On one hand, you want to show them you're smarter and better in every way until they wipe the smug grin off their faces. Sorry, but your life is a never-ending rom-com of getting with guys you also high-key cannot stand.Aquarius As the most humanitarian and politically active sign, you full-stop are only turned on by people who passionately share the same values as you. Well, for starters, they get so high-and-mighty about their own contributions to society that they actually make *YOU* feel like you're not doing enough.